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A Personal Ad, Looking for the Man of My Dreams

I need some big strong man to massage my neck when I get all  tense. I need someone to sit and stroke my hair and hold my hands and lay beside me and tell me fantastical bedtime stories that will make me smile. I need someone who calls me for no reason, who sends me hand-made cards and gifts, or shows up at the door with YELLOW roses (not red, it's a cliché), and holds them out to me and says, could he please just come in for a spot of tea? I need someone who restores my soul; reads me poetry, sings me songs, fights a duel for my honor, opens doors for me, pulls out my chair. I need someone to teach me how to kiss. I need someone who loves me the way I am. I need someone artistic. I need someone who can makes me quiver whenever I look into his eyes. I need someone to be my teddybear, who I can hug and squeeze and call pet names, who will protect me when the world turns against me. I need someone sensitive, yet still possessive of me. I need someone who will sing with me, at the top of our lungs in public; someone who will dance with me everytime it rains. I need someone who can make all my loneliness and longing go away just by holding my hand. I need THESE qualities: humor, intelligence, sweet& innocent but not naive, honest& open, able to express his feelings, good listener, fiercely loyal, loving, kind& good, spontaneous yet reliable and unfickle, affectionate, passionate, and gentle.

I know you're out there, mystery guy. If you happen to have these qualities, here I am. I'm waiting. Come and find me.